ACCESSION NO. 2025.IV.001
The Swiss Army Server
Microsoft Teams · Industrial Age of Productivity, 2017–present
Period
2017–present (8 years in continuous operation)
Origin
Redmond, Washington, United States
Medium
Chat, video, voice, file-sharing, task management, AI, and telephony — forged into a single unified platform on a Microsoft 365 substrate
Dimensions
320M daily active users · 300-participant capacity · 30-hour session endurance · 1,900+ third-party integrations
Acquired By
Included in Microsoft 365 licensing ($4–$22/user/month)
Donated By
Microsoft Corporation (market cap ~$3T)
Curator's Note
The Swiss Army Server is the gallery's most ambitious artifact — an attempt to contain every collaboration tool in a single vessel. In 2025, with 320M daily users, custom recap templates, podcast-style audio recaps, voice enrollment, and Copilot AI unification, the artifact has never been more capable. The $4/user/month entry point remains the lowest in the collection for this level of breadth. The HIPAA, GDPR, and FedRAMP certifications make this the only artifact approved for display in regulated galleries. The curator notes two concerns: the Copilot concierge adds $30/month, and the messaging patina still lacks the refinement of The Switchboard. For Microsoft 365 institutions, this is the centerpiece of any collaboration collection.